sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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