Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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