she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
17 year olds will be the death of me.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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