I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
My feet surprised me
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