I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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