ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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