I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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