Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
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