I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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