O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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