I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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