if i died would you start the facebook group?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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