You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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