YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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