Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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