i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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