I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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