I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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