Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Your penis caused this!
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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