Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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