I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
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I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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