toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
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