bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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