Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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