I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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