It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I need to calm my uterus...
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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