i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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