i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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