Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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