i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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