just come out here and I will go home with you...
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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