I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize