I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Alive.
So much puke
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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