Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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I need you to use more vowels.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
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