Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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