i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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