Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
she told me i tasted like america
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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