that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
