just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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