i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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