no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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