no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
please don't ironically join a cult
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