come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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