I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I need water and some morals
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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