Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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