we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Sext me about skeletons
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
Randomize
