Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Your tits are I can't wait for
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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