im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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