VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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