Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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