Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I love having hate sex.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
