its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
he's gonorrhea incarnate
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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