Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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