my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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