I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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