And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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