I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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